“I still love you” is the saddest fucking sentence in the whole world
ummmm p sure “the guac costs extra” is actually sadder
guys, i get guac for free mmk
swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
Today at work a four year old Japanese girl walked up to me, stroked my skirt, and softly whispered “kawaii.”
I feel like my life is complete.
you are the most blessed person i have ever spoken to.